dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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juilan:

If you really think a human can be called an “illegal” and not think that’s dehumanizing then goodbye

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hughdancydance:

femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

Not to mention the fact that Beyonce, the woman who stood in front of the word Feminist in big letters on national television, probably would be really upset to see that people are saying things like this. 

Also 

image

She looks just fine to me. 

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thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

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thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

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whimsicality15:

eatsthingsformoney:

scarffibre:

hope-my-blog-doesnt-bother-you:

bonibel:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

castiel-locked—in-the-tardis:

teamfreekickass:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

momotaruo-mikoshiba:

brando-relatable:

sasstronauuut:

photoncerberus:

amazing

'irina is a muslim name'
it’s actually an orthodox russian name but okay

"is lamia a real curse"

good fucking bye

"slade is a total douchebag"

ikr im such a dick

"hannah is a palindrome"

well duh

elijah is a man of like passion

zoe is a stalker

what

bianca is a shrew taming of the shrew 
????

"Kavita is a what name"

rude


???
let me try again

theres no winning here

Carly is a nickname for. That’s all it said. “Carly is a nickname for”

Emily is a poo

Well thanks google

"Aaron is a middle aged physician"
"Aaron is a self-employed practical nurse"
"Aaron is awesome"
Thank you google???

Young is a:
-state of mind
-noun
-world

"young life is a cult"

(Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)

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pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

image

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